Best Pyro Ever

~Howeller and I have determined that I'd be the best Pyro (Team Fortress 2 class) ever.

I love fire. As a little girl, I loved fire and nearly caught two out of four or five houses I've ever lived in on fire. Even Sims versions of me like fire. They always wanna light a fire in the fireplace. I am a Pyro.

The reason I am the best Pyro is because my hiccups are fucking weird and would freak all of my teammates out. And they'd have no idea what to make of 'em 'cause as a Pyro, I'd have no way of explaining. Imagine if some silent, masked weirdo just kept making high pitched squeaking noises at random. What would you think? Maybe something like this:

Scout: What th' hell was that?!
Demoman: 'M I drunker than usual or did that Pyro jus' squeak?
Medic: Ich... habe das nicht erwartet. (I... didn't expect that.)
Heavy: What just happened?!

And off screen:

Soldier: You call that a- a whatever the hell it was?! I don't even have to know what it is to do it better, maggot!
Engineer: Now that just ain't right.
Sniper: Holy Dooley!
Spy: I told you all the Pyro was a soulless monster!

Also, ignore the mistakes in costume, inconsistencies, and the fact that most of these guys don't have their weapons. Totally not the point here. >.>

Team Fortress 2 classes (c) Valve.
Comic/artwork (c) me.